Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I Coulda Been A Contenda

Middle Twerp looks like this --
So I have taught him some quotes to say when people asked what happened -- please don't judge me....

"I'm the king of the world, I am the greatest, I’m Muhammad Ali. I shook up the world, I am the greatest, I'm king of the world, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm a bad man, you heard me I'm a bad man. Archie Moore fell in four, Liston wanted me more, so since he's so great, I'm a make him fall in eight, I'm a bad man, I'm king of the world! I'm 22 years old and ain’t got a mark on my face, I'm pretty, I easily survived six rounds with that ugly bear, because I am the greatest."

"I'm the prettiest thing that ever lived" (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)

"Sonny Liston is nothing. The man can't talk. The man can't fight. The man needs talking lessons. The man needs boxing lessons. And since he's gonna fight me, he needs falling lessons" (I USE THIS WITH IJ.)

"I'm not the greatest. I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round. I'm the boldest, the prettiest, the most superior, most scientific, most skilfullest fighter in the ring today"

"Eat your words! Eat your words! I am the Greatest"

"I know where I am going, and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want" (WORDS EVERY MAN SHOULD LIVE BY)

"A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing" (COCK A DOODLE DOO)

"Cassius Clay is a slave name. I didn't choose it, and I don't want it. I am Muhammad Ali, a free name, and I insist people use it when speaking to me and of me!" (SIGH __ SIGH __ SIGH __ I {HEART} HIM)


Linda said...

Oh great! Now what? snicker

Dana and Daisy said...

i could use some falling lessons today. where do you sign up for those?