Saturday, January 30, 2010

Help Me Randy Savage!

Baby Twerp came into this world naked and he feels that is the way the Good Lord expects him to stay. Tryin to keep a stitch of clothing on that child is prit near impossible. He is at one with nature and himself.
So today, like all other days, I laid his clothes and said for the forty eleventh time... "Get your clothes on child, you're naked as a jay bird!" And finally he came downstairs like this....Uhm, exsqueeze me. I am all about expressing your artistic self through fashion, but this just ain't gonna cut it. No way. No how.
Then OF COURSE Middle Twerp could not stand the fact that BT was getting the slightest bit of attention and the spotlight was not completely on him. He is SOOOO like his father. Then we had a little battle on our hands.
I think it was the wrestling singlet look BT was sportin and all.
Oh heaven. It was on like Donkey Kong... Need I remind anyone of the TWO sets of stitches over the past month.
Ands the shiner BT is still recuperating from...
Help me Randy Savage! Save me Hulk Hogan. I am channeling my inner Andre the Giant.


Dana and Daisy said...

MT is really a shy one isn't he? I think ya'll need to help him over his shyness so it doesn't hold him back. ha ha!

that BT is an out of the box thinker. I love him! I love them all, but BT! He is a hoot and a half!

Goodwife said...

Lol, you so have your hands full. And I hate to tell you this, but my daughter is 11 years old and the first thing she does upon getting home from school is to strip down to her bra and panties........and it took some serious threats from Mama to convince her she had to have a bra on!

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

Get BT a modeling contract so he can paid for keeping his clothes ON!