ME: What exciting and adventurous happened to you today?
IJ: Nothing much
ME: So what do you wanna do tonight that will be exciting and adventurous?
ME: You want to paint my toenails?
IJ: Not so much
ME: You want to bake a 3 layer cake and bedazzle it with pink icing and gems? Then we can sing happy birthday to each other and blow out the candles and I can wrap up some random item in the house and give it to you as a present -- and while I am doing that you can run out to Ann Taylor and buy me a real gift -- with shoes. How about that?
IJ: We can
ME: What is up with the fact that I can talk for hours on end and say the longest sentences known to mankind and all you give me in return are 2-word sentences?
IJ: That's all I have to say.
ME: I know but don't you want to make things interesting? To feel the excitement of the day? To glitter things up a little?
ME: Well I love to embezzle a story
ME: Huh? What? Come again?
IJ: Embellish. You love to embellish a story.
ME: That's what I said.
IJ: No, you said embezzle.
ME: Whatever. There is no difference. Embellish. Embezzle, Poe tate o's Poe tat o's. Details Schmetails.
IJ: That's why I use fewer words.
IJ: I sound smarter.
ME: U hurt. Embezzler.