This is the view in my neighborhood.
My eldest twerp thinks this is amazing. It is like free ice pops. I am all about letting her have at it. If they are not yellow, eat away my love.
There are some negatives to the beautiful ice. We are one of the very FEW people in the metro area that still has power. It blinks and burps and teases us, but it has remained faithful. This is my neighbor's front yard.
You think he is gonna ask me to help clean it all up? I think I feel typhoid fever coming on! It is extremely contagious. I would love to help, but I am thinking of him. Honestly. And my fingers start to tingle and my nose starts to run and if it is green I am contagious and then my snot can turn into icicles and ahh ahh choo. Oh, I better go inside. For your sake of course. Cause if I was only worried about me I would stay and chain saw all day long. Cause that is how generous I am. For those of you who spent hours rewinding your Vanilla Ice tape to memorize each and every word so you could look so cool at the next middle school dance (not me, but for those of you who did), my dedication is below. Ice ice baby
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Peace out, baby. Next up....Shook Me All Night Long.