Preface: As we were looking through the Kohl's ad this morning in anticipation of our tax-free back-to-school shoppin tomorrow, Middle Twerp - my four-year-old, spots an All-American, sandy-brown-haired, blue-eyed boy in cut-offs and a football t-shirt...
(I went a little hyphen crazy.)
MT: Mom, I want him as my brother
ME: But sweetie you already have a brother
MT: But I want one that can talk
ME: Baby Twerp can talk
MT: I want one you can understand