Enter Exhibit Numero Uno:And let me just say...the barometric pressure and humidity index and hydraulic fluid were PERFECT for a little toe nail painting. And soon I heard people calling for volunteers for score book keeper person and third base coach waver and umpire harasser..and I was all like, ''I would SO like to help, but I have wet toe nails and all. Sorry.''
Then I tried to sneak away so I could not be found. These peeps have NO CLUE how inadequate I am for any official position on the team. I do not even own tennis shoes. Seriously.
Soon, I found the perfect little spot.Then my eyes started getting really heavy and the wind was lulling me to rest for a moment. But soon I heard people calling my name ...these people are persistaent...and...and...
STANDING IN MY SUN...GASP -- I cannot live in conditions like these.
We are enrolling in gymnastics tomorrow.