All this political talk is starting to wear me out. Can't we all just be friends? And when I get stressed, I use the medication of the gods...avoidance.
So I will be avoiding all stressful talk and moving on to something that is easier for me to talk about....The Humiliation of Country Girl ~ Through the Years.
Why there is enough material on this subject to go on for YEARS. So am having an Ask Me, I'll Tell Ya post. Cause I know there are questions that are keeping you awake at night. Of course, it coulda been that bean burrito too.
Just post a comment or email me at email@example.com and I will post on these next week.
Maybe you are wondering about my Senior Prom...who I went with, what I wore, how I covered my headlights.
Or maybe you are wondering about my first REAL job. In which my hair was bigger than my salary. Or maybe the college years with my BFF and the guy I thought I should set her up with... or maybe you wanna know how I fixed my hair here? Hello? Hello? Are those crickets I hear? It will come back, seriously. I will so be there.
Or maybe you wanna know who the love of Indiana Jones' life was in Middle School.Or possibly what I wore....
when I went out dancing...Oh Lordy-Be!Or maybe you wanna know about my older brother and why I still need therapy because of his actions. Possibly IJ and CG, BC. Before Children. ???
Or my first teaching job in which I traded my Dr Pepper lip gloss in for a more mature color. I was such a sell out. Or my friend from OKC...WE MISS YOU! Maybe you wanna know how IJ use to win all the awards at his Air Force balls. I was so proud. And my dress was super hot and I could not breath...at all...the entire night. Or maybe ya wanna know my favorite sports teams....
or how I got my FAB fashion sense.
Or my secret recipes... Or my dream home...You can ask me anything, Nothing is off limits. What? What? You wanna know how much weight did I gained when I was pregnant???