So I went and embarrassed not only myself today, but I also stooped to the new level of humiliating Eldest Twerp too. I hate to do things alone. I know. Shame, shame...everybody knows my name.
Anyhoo, I ran into Eldest Twerp's principal at school and we started chatting and then a few teachers came over and joined in our fun and soon we were a hootin and hollerin and forgettin about the fact that were where suppose to be transforming the minds of the next generation of world changers. Details, schmetails.
But I noticed no one ever looked me in the eye during our conversations, but kept looking over me. And I wiped my nose TWICE to make sure there were no chandeliers...I just did not get it.
Then I got home and looked in the mirror and noticed THIS... Oh Lordy-Be. How embarassin. Why did no one tell me?????
It kinda looks like a female version of Donald Trump's comb-over.
Then Eldest Twerp got home and I was tellin her the story and then I said, "Come and look at these pics and see why I was so embarrassed!"