Monday, November 10, 2008

Chi Town + Coffee = Acts I Cannot Explain

So as we all know I flew out to Chicago last night for a first day of work session. I was so super pumped to at least play like a grown up for the day.When I got into the windy city at 9 pm...I met a friend at a restaurant to chat -- three hours and four cups of coffee later I made it to my room -- all caffeinated UP! And not the LEAST bit sleepy. I took a shower, pumiced my feet and played parachute man with the shower cap....then I noticed these cute. little. bottles. And WHAT do YOU think of when you see these cute. little. thangs?
WHY ME TOO -- SPIN THE BOTTLE OF COURSE -- And than got a little old after about oh say two times...
So then I found this closet mirror which also was kinda like the clown mirrors at the carnival... and I do not know what happened but JUST LIKE THAT I was transformed into a carny - but still with teeth. Just look how BIG my feet look in this pic.....it is all an illusion I tell you!Like how I have on my NAVY BLUE pajama bottoms and my black turtleneck? I am so stylin like that at all...
Now please notice the freak show at the carnival...Hello Half Face-Neckless Woman. How do you do?

And what about this freak-girl? I think it is a cross between a giraffe and a horse.
Hello toothpick girl....not much need for these things round the carny parts.
And what about midget-leg girl. Everybody LOVES her.OK...it was now 2 in the morning and I had to start relaxing and getting to sleep.....deep breaths....be at one with your self... Ahhhuhmmmmmm...

Visualize sleep....picture it....
Ahhhh....Is that a SINK I just fell into? Not THAT relaxed....
CRASH --
and burn....
These falls are becoming an issue.
PS -- the first hotel I checked in was THE WRONG hotel and they had someone booked there with MY last name and she was sharing a room with another girl. And I was all like I AM SHARING A ROOM? So I went on up and opened the door and met my new roomy -- who was asleep -- and did not know me...and just about beat me up. It was not a good deal for the home team. Amen.
XXXOOO,
cg



9 comments:

Becky :) said...

Nothing like having a great time with yourself in the mirror. Love the pictures!!!!!!! :-)

Lo said...

bwahahahahahah oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man.... oh i need a breather.... first the ohm... then the sink crash...... then omg.... wrong hotel?? and they let you up in the ROOM????

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!! this. is. too. much.

Anonymous said...

You so need a Macbook to play around with the Photo Booth on it. I think that program was made for you, you would love it!

Dana and Daisy said...

you are just too funny Country Girl!

At first I thought you were gonna say you had cracked open the mini bar!

k8mc said...

Wrong hotel!? That's hysterical!

The Kelso-Winter Family said...

does your roomie know what he/she is getting into? seriously! ha ha - i always bring my own little shampoos 1/2 finished so i can pocket those bath and body ones. wheeee!

Linda said...

bwahahahahahah snort OMG! I almost choked on my coffee!
So they sent you all the way to Chicago and then cancelled the training and sent you back? Whats up w/that?

Jessica said...

Haha!! You are hilarious! I'm so glad I stumbled upon your blog!

HiHoOhio said...

Funny funny gal you are!