So I packed up for Chi-town for my first day of work at my new job in which I am already in WAY over my head - but I am trying the distraction method by seducing them with my new heels and my designer bag and lame jokes....ya think it will work?
Anyhoo, Indiana Jones called bright and early this morning. When I heard the phone ring I rolled over in my soft comfy hotel bed and answered...knowing I would be called on for shoe choices or lunch box locations or possibly even directions to the school.
But this was the actual conversation that transpired:
IJ: Hey, you packed my toothbrush.
CG: No, I packed the blue one...that is MY toothbrush.
IJ: No, the blue one is mine.
CG: Well then I have been using your toothbrush for the past month.
IJ: Oh CG, that is disgusting.
CG: Why? It is not disgusting. You french kiss me....it's the same.
IJ: When I kiss you I do not scrape the plaque off your teeth.
Point taken. I went downstairs in the hotel and got a new one.