So as we all know I flew out to Chicago last night for a first day of work session. I was so super pumped to at least play like a grown up for the day.
When I got into the windy city at 9 pm...I met a friend at a restaurant to chat -- three hours and four cups of coffee later I made it to my room -- all caffeinated UP! And not the LEAST bit sleepy. 
I took a shower, pumiced my feet and played parachute man with the shower cap....then I noticed these cute. little. bottles. And WHAT do YOU think of when you see these cute. little. thangs?
WHY ME TOO -- SPIN THE BOTTLE OF COURSE --
And than got a little old after about oh say two times... 
So then I found this closet mirror which also was kinda like the clown mirrors at the carnival... and I do not know what happened but JUST LIKE THAT I was transformed into a carny - but still with teeth. Just look how BIG my feet look in this pic.....it is all an illusion I tell you!
Like how I have on my NAVY BLUE pajama bottoms and my black turtleneck? I am so stylin like that at all...
Now please notice the freak show at the carnival...Hello Half Face-Neckless Woman. How do you do?
And than got a little old after about oh say two times... So then I found this closet mirror which also was kinda like the clown mirrors at the carnival... and I do not know what happened but JUST LIKE THAT I was transformed into a carny - but still with teeth. Just look how BIG my feet look in this pic.....it is all an illusion I tell you!Like how I have on my NAVY BLUE pajama bottoms and my black turtleneck? I am so stylin like that at all...
Now please notice the freak show at the carnival...Hello Half Face-Neckless Woman. How do you do?And what about this freak-girl? I think it is a cross between a giraffe and a horse.
Hello toothpick girl....not much need for these things round the carny parts.
And what about midget-leg girl. Everybody LOVES her.
OK...it was now 2 in the morning and I had to start relaxing and getting to sleep.....deep breaths....be at one with your self... Ahhhuhmmmmmm...
Visualize sleep....picture it....
Ahhhh....Is that a SINK I just fell into? Not THAT relaxed....
CRASH -- 
and burn....
These falls are becoming an issue.
Hello toothpick girl....not much need for these things round the carny parts.
And what about midget-leg girl. Everybody LOVES her.OK...it was now 2 in the morning and I had to start relaxing and getting to sleep.....deep breaths....be at one with your self... Ahhhuhmmmmmm...
Visualize sleep....picture it....
Ahhhh....Is that a SINK I just fell into? Not THAT relaxed....
CRASH -- 
and burn....
These falls are becoming an issue. PS -- the first hotel I checked in was THE WRONG hotel and they had someone booked there with MY last name and she was sharing a room with another girl. And I was all like I AM SHARING A ROOM? So I went on up and opened the door and met my new roomy -- who was asleep -- and did not know me...and just about beat me up. It was not a good deal for the home team. Amen.
XXXOOO,
cg
9 comments:
Nothing like having a great time with yourself in the mirror. Love the pictures!!!!!!! :-)
bwahahahahahah oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man.... oh i need a breather.... first the ohm... then the sink crash...... then omg.... wrong hotel?? and they let you up in the ROOM????
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!! this. is. too. much.
You so need a Macbook to play around with the Photo Booth on it. I think that program was made for you, you would love it!
you are just too funny Country Girl!
At first I thought you were gonna say you had cracked open the mini bar!
Wrong hotel!? That's hysterical!
does your roomie know what he/she is getting into? seriously! ha ha - i always bring my own little shampoos 1/2 finished so i can pocket those bath and body ones. wheeee!
bwahahahahahah snort OMG! I almost choked on my coffee!
So they sent you all the way to Chicago and then cancelled the training and sent you back? Whats up w/that?
Haha!! You are hilarious! I'm so glad I stumbled upon your blog!
Funny funny gal you are!
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