The boy twerps started their new preschool in which I am payin an arm and a leg for -- but I am not talkin bout that. Cause seriously, aren't arms and legs overrated? And it is only until August and then they will start the public school system. Probably. Unless they get held back -- Hey, it could happen. I just might not let them grow up. Cause I have a thing for toddler toes. Seriously. I kiss them all the time. And nibble them too. We are diving deeper into this in therapy.
Anyhoo, I just wanted to let you know they have RAN into preschool for the past two days -- RAN! And they LOVE it. And I kinda cried cause they did not even turn around to give me hugs or nutin. But then I realized this meant I would not get snot on my pea coat.
But can I be honest? I kinda like snot on my pea coat.
And the only snot available right now is mine. Ya think I should?