Friday, January 16, 2009

YES I AM STRESSED! I Scare Small Children

I am fully aware that my outbreak of itchy witchy hives has caused a slight deformed look upon my face. Some stare, some take a second glance, some speak in hushed tones, some pull their children away from me.

But I just look at them and say,

"Once I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking in I could never live with these hives on my side. And I spent so many nights itchin, scratchin all along. And I grew strong I learned how to get along."

Then their mothers give me strange looks and pull their children far far away. But I do not mind. I do not mind at all. Cause I know a place where I am accepted...
and loved....
no matter how I look...no matter how deformed I am..
I know that when I pick my Twerps up from preschool....they will run forth
with open arms to see their momma.
No judgement....
Just joy.....uhm what???
Why are you cryin Baby Twerp?
It's what? What? Your momma's face? I weepeth...
How could this happen? As the day went on, the worse they got. I do not have time to make a doctor's appointment and take three kids with me to sit in an overcrowded, sterile waiting room for hours.

So....I went to the Wal Greens Minute Clinic and spoke to Lee Chin. Or Kim Whin. Or Ho Chi Minh. I forget. But I loved him cause he gave me some cream and told me to RELAX...he thinks it is stressed induced.

I don't care what he thinks....just give me more drugs....and make it where my kids aren't scared of me. That would help the stress level out and all, ya know what I am sayin????

2 comments:

feather k said...

i think that it is a good sign when the doctor's name matches what part of your body has the issue...Dr. Chin, please help my hivey chin...also..remember when we practiced that song until we knew all the words...dedication, sister...dedication...

Linda said...

Some decent white wines come with a screw off cap:)