Anyhoo, let me enter Exhibit A: The WOmen's Locker Room.
Notice the door. Notice the tile around the door. Notice the vertical white letters beside the door. Notice the little white sign beside the door.And here comes Exhibit B: The Men's Locker Room.
What? Oh no. This is a different picture. It is. Really. Yes, the same door. Yes, the same tile, Yes, the same vertical white letters. Yes, the same little white sign.
And I can positively without a doubt tell you from first hand experience - the things behind these two doors are very very different.
And I can also tell you that if HYPOTHETICALLY you just got out of the pool with three chil'ens and you HYPOTHETICALLY were to open the door that said Men instead of WOmen (seriously -- they are just trying to confuse you) You will see things that will make you cover your children's eyes and say, "Why Lordy Be. I am so so sorry bout that."
And then you'll giggle. Hypothetically speaking, of course.