Sunday, March 29, 2009

Swim Lesson Quatro: We Find Common Ground

Baby Twerp completed his fourth swim lesson and can still hold the title of not getting his face wet, or actually swimming. But this week was the first week we have not came running and screaming from the pool, "I'm on fire. Help me Baby Jesus. Help me Tom Cruise. Save me with your magic."You see Swim Instructor Sent From Heaven Above and Baby Twerp found common ground this week. They debated the Final Four.First Baby Twerp explained his strategy and why Nova was gonna make it to the Final Four. How Pitt was a second half team and was worn down. How, he believed Blair was gonna be shut down and Nova would rise from the Elite Eight to the Final Four. He was most certain of it. Swim Instructor Sent From Heaven Above listened intently to the predictions of a three year old.
And he told BT, "Get your head in the game! You have to think through this strategy. Pitt wants it. Think if the instate rivalry of Pitt and Nova. Nova is going down BT! Down, down, down."
Then BT asks him about OU and UNC? Swim Instructor Sent From Heaven Above goes into his speech of the gods of UNC. BT shoots right back -- What about the Griffin brothers? No one can shut down Blake! This is going to be his last year in NCAA, we all know he is going pro next year. He is too big and is getting beat up in the college.
Then, Swim Instructor Sent From Heaven Above says, "Who? The homeschool boys?"
Then it was on like Donkey Kong.
The shook on it and said, "Until next week."
BT knows his BB.
And he can't wait til next week.

8 comments:

Linda said...

No screaming is a very good thing! He'll get there and then you'llbe screaming cuz he's jumping in the deep end and laughing at you!

Marchelle said...

ion't know what all that means, but i like it!

Dana and Daisy said...

these are the best stories you tell CG! You're a good writer. And pretty, and a good cook, and so nice to everyone. Okay, I'm gettin' all weepy again. Maybe it's the shampoo I got in my eyes earlier. Yes, I am sure it must be.

Christy said...

The only thing I recognized was UNC. The rest was Greek, baby!

Amy B said...

See you are making me like Basket ball...Ummm are we talking about basket ball? Your little man is too cute..he will be jumping in the deep end before you know it.

Dreams of a Country Girl said...

dana -- u are a complete ray of sunshine.....and i love you.

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

Awww...

Love the stories you share with us!

alisha said...

I used to go to the community swimming pool to take my swimming lessons. I must say the trainers there are very professional and friendly.