Friday, May 29, 2009

Vacation Part Forty Eleven - But Wait There's More

The weather cleared up on our second trip to the beach. But the waves were roaring in. I am tellin ya, there is nothing like a babysitter called "The Ocean"
If I could, I would hire her everyday and pay her forty-eleven dollars an hour. She entertains, gives exercise, exfoliates, and bathes my children. What more could a woman ask for?
Oh yes, and at any minute she could kill my spawn. so basically, she is as close to their mother's personality as possible,
Kinda. But where oh where has my Baby Twerp gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
8,421 feet from the spray of any ocean mist.... and doing what Baby Twerp does best....
His own thang. But look at the leader he is --Soon all the cool kids were doing it. Cause that is the kinda influencer he is and all.
Amen.

4 comments:

Scrappy Girl said...

Yes, the ocean is a great babysitter...but it is kinda like trusting a serial killer with your kids...ya never know when it is gonna take them "out." LOL! I was so paranoid with our 3 and 4 year old! They have no fear...and I have them ALL!

Dana and Daisy said...

I'm so glad BT gave up the cigs before he became a hardened addict.

love ya CG!

Farmgirl Paints said...

The ocean kinda sorta scares me to death. So I'm a nervous Nelly around it with my kids. We do ankles, maybe knee deep. I wish I could not be such a baby, but there are critters in there!!

Farmgirl Paints said...

Good Morning Mrs. Country Girl,
I nominated you for an award on my blog today. I have loved reading what you have to say everyday. You make me laugh and brighten my day. Dreams of a Country Girl is one of my absolute favorites...thank you.

Have a great weekend.
Becky