Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Your Momma's A Heifer

Ah, this child. This child is a clone of me -- talkative, emotional, the life of the party, clumsy, and always gets stuff on his face when he eats. Okay, the last one is his daddy's trait. I am a lady. And dainty. And a respectful, classy woman. {Burp} Sorry, I just drank a coke and ate a banana. It'll make the Pope burp his ABCs. I've seen it. Anyhoo -- this child. Oh this sweet precious angel baby that was sent from heaven but visits Satan's playground occasionally. And he lights up my world. LIGHTS IT UP. When I walk in the door he runs and hugs his momma showering me with kisses and slinging some crazy phrase my way -- Yesterday he threw this at me, "Why my my my --look at those happenin shoes." See? Made in my image, I'm tellin ya...In my image. Last week I walked in and he said, "Kiss me now sweet baby." I'm beggin him to give IJ some lessons.Today though -- oh today.....He bounded in the front door and wanted to know what was for supper -- and then flew the refrigerator door open and consumed a dozen oranges and three bags of grapes before he even put his backpack down. Then I look at his and said, "HELLO WASH YOUR HANDS WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!?!" And his sweet, loving responce back???

"Only if my momma was a heifer. Were you?" At that point and time I pulled out the medieval torture chamber and shock treatment.
Punk.

3 comments:

~Tonia said...

He is adorable!! Lol I know another little boy like that. Its a friend's kid..You just NEVER know what he is going to say.. Sometimes he makes me very glad I dont have boys!Haha...

Dana and Daisy said...

you might have to show him the finer points of the woodshed for that one!

I have no idea what that means. My uncle Ellsworth used to say it and it would snap me into place every time!

Pony Girl said...

Hee hee! He's very expressive and photogenic! (And clever.)