Apparently you all gots yourselves some of them there questions, and I am all like...Really? Really? You want to know MORE about me? Cause I thought most people had reached their limit of info about Country Girl. I figured we had reached a level of TMI...and you were all like GAG ME WITH A SPOON. But apparently, you gots questions, so CG's gots some answers.
My inbox has been inundated (well, like six, but we all know how I exaggerate) with questions from you all and I am all like how could anyone possibly want to know anything else about my sad, boring, mundane and partially psychotic life? Is the info that I wear gel bras and stuff my purple panties in my baby's diapers and the fact that I am having an affair not enough for you peeps? And then I read back through my posts and I think Lawd have mercy on my soul, have I kept anything a secret?? Then I blush and vomit!
So I am feelin all squirrelly and crazy and am opening it up for questions. Send me your questions and I will answer them ... completely and honestly...probably...more than likely...nah, I will... You can post them in the comment section below or email me at:
Warning: Side effects could include increased disdain for Country Girl, uncontrollable rolling of the eyes, sudden and strong burst of sighs, peeing of pants....I always throw that one in there cause it affects me so deeply.
I'll post on Monday. Be nice.